Do you know Marlowe?

Last night had to be one of the funniest episodes of Nip/Tuck. Here are my favorite moments:

1. Sean "enhancing" a patient's G-spot while drunk. Christian passed on the procedure because of his new situation with Michelle, and told Sean to consider it an early Christmas present.

2. There is nothing funnier in life than a drunk Santa and Sean was the best one I've ever seen. When he asked the chubby little girl if she wanted diabetes for Christmas because she told him she wanted a chocolate covered gingerbread-house, or somesuch, I was LMAO.

3. I guess Sean thinks all "little people" know each other (the same way all Black people know each other, right?!?) when he asked a "little person" woman dressed as a Christmas elf: "Do you know Marlowe?" Uh oh. Then, her answer: "Which elf is he?" Sean: "He was my wife's elf. I thought maybe you all knew each other." Goodnight!

4. I had wondered if Michelle know that Christian's "son" was Black, but I guess he didn't, because the look on her face when she saw that precious little boy was telling. I guess since the kid looks like he could be a product of her relationship with Christian, she was suddenly all for it. Kudos to the twins playing Wilbur. Usually when you introduce a toddler on a TV show it's a mess. The child is staring into space, not engaged in the performance and is looking every which way (usually at mommy standing behind the camera man). This little guy was smiling, giving kisses, hanging ornaments, the whole nine.

5. James and her "little elf" Michelle, carrying a dead man's chopped up body out of the office, disguised as Christmas presents for patients at the Children's Hospital. At first, I thought James was kinda cool, but now, she's annoying and I want her to go fall off a cliff somewhere. And she better keep her hands off my Wilbur. In the preview for next week, she's heard calling to find out the street value for a child's kidneys. If Michelle doesn't swoop down on that, then I'll have to. Or better yet, Gina, Wilbur's mother. I can't wait to see her back next week. And you know what her first line will be to Christian: "Hey a--hole."