About last night...

I told you so...Tucker Carlson is toast. He was the worst of the entire bunch, and I'm glad that the rest of America agreed with me. Emmitt Smith continues to amaze me. What is it about football players and dancing? Who knew that those burly men could be so light on their feet? Emmitt has such an ease about him when he's dancing and Cheryl Burke, the reigning champ, is simply amazing (all those other so-called dancers...cough, cough...The Pussycat Dolls and Bouncy...need to watch and take notes)! Emmitt and Cheryl are really having fun together, and it shows! What was up with the production quality of the show toward the end with that horrid red lighting and the dead silence? Come on people, let's get it together. I know it's live, but still!

My first thought about Project Runway is one of disbelief...what very much pregnant Laura really drinking that champagne? My mouth was agape watching her! How irresponsible! I almost wanted to hate her until she had her breakdown and my heart went out to her - we've all been here. And damn right, she's tired. She's pregnant and having to hang around these young (and somewhat immature) fellow contestants. I think her victory last night was a pity win. Of course, Michael should have won. Big ups to him for giving Kayne a helping hand. He's a better person than me, because I would have left Kayne alone with his tacky and outlandish design. LOL at Jeffrey's facial expression when Angela came back...and then his inability to see the bright side in her return.

Here how I judged the dresses, from my least to most favorite:
Angela: One word...H.A.M.
Vincent: I don't think cotton is the best material for evening cocktail attire. It looked cheap and was ill-fitting (despite the last minute model change).
Jeffrey: Why did Paris and Nicky Hilton immediately pop into my head when I saw his look come down the runway? Seems like something either (or both) of them would wear. The dress itself was cute (I'm partial to polka-dots, which are so hot this season), but the faux-leather leggings were trashy as best. He needs to move on from street-walker couture.
Kayne: The front of the dress was OK, but the back, H.A.M.
Uli: I liked the print, but then again, all Uli does are these same prints. It's getting boring, and if she doesn't switch it up for the next challenge, she's going to get Auf'd. The necklace, though, H.A.M and completely unnecessary.
Laura: Very cute and feminine with gorgeous detail.
Michael: Once again, and always, the winner in my book. Flawless. Spectacular. Absolutely beautiful. I was ready to grab my keys and coat and run out to the store to buy that dress. I need it now! So chic, cool and modern. If Michael doesn't win the entire competition, there's going to be a problem.
Sidenote: Did you see Heidi Klum's face when Michael Kors was mocking Uli's accent? Boy, if looks could kill, Michael, you'd be a dead man! We're getting close to the end, kids, so as always...stay tuned...